Could have been disastrous !

Albert Crackleport here..............with breaking news of an averted disaster..
The second brew is very slightly reduced from yesterday ! Yes a leaking tap in the fermentation barrel could have been disastrous, but no fear dear reader Uncle Albert spotted the impending doom and stopped the leak. Due to the adverse weather conditions in 'Sidevalve County' your clever and cunning Uncle had moved the brews into his small compact office where he could keep an eye on them and tend their every need. Ok whilst the Baroness doesn't know.......unfortunately she soon will now 4 pint of the best english ale has soaked into the carpet....
Will Albert live to tell the tale...............I write this with fear of discovery...........Pray for Albert tonight and he could lve to tell the tale........
Eeeeeeeekkkkkk..the Baroness approaches...must hide........

Albert